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Friday, April 1, 2011
Are You Havin' a Laugh?
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Sterling DD
Would you like to know what people don't like? Bugs. Unless you're an Entomologist, you don't like bugs. And even Entomologists don't like bugs in/near their food.
The Potomac Falls/Sterling DD has a fruit fly/gnat infestation that is out of control. I popped in this morning for some coffee and a donut (What? I deserve a treat sometimes). Everything was fine until I went to get a straw (don't want to stain my teeth) and saw a gaggle of flies on the wall. And by a gaggle, I mean a go-zillion. VOMIT.
Here is a recreation of what I saw (minus the wall):
When I got to my destination, I took one bite of the donut and then threw it away because I kept imagining little fly eggs in the donut and then in my stomach. Tragic. So so tragic.
Here is a recreation of me after I had to throw my donut away:Monday, July 26, 2010
People who shop w/ strollers ... STOP IT
Alexandria Cupcake
Picture it:
Alexandria, Virginia
5pm
Beautiful day
Stunningly gorgeous girl (SGG) walking down King Street thinking about how she can waste time before meeting her friends
SGG sees Alexandria Cupcake sign & starts to salivate and claps her hands
SGG walks into Alexandria Cupcake and is surprised by how teeny tiny the store is
SGG is also surprised by the lack of cupcakes in the display case (the place doesn't close until 7pm and almost running out of cupcakes at 5pm is unacceptable and shows poor planning skills)
Man behind the counter (MBTC) is talking on the phone and ignoring SGG at the counter (which makes SGG very grumpy)
MBTC finally looks up and gets SGG the two cupcakes she asks for (Red Velvet & Chocolate Mint) ... and then continues to talk on the phone while mouthing the total SGG owes him
SGG walks out after a huff & a puff and sits on the cute little bench outside
First to be devoured is the Red Velvet cupcake ... the outside of the cake itself is a bit crusty, but the icing is a nice balance of sweet and tangy ... SGG thinks to herself that she's had better and she's had worse
Next to be devoured is the Chocolate Mint cupcake ... O to the M to the G ... the cupcake tastes like a bit of naughty heaven ... SGG loves it and has never tasted a better Chocolate Mint anything
Bottom line ... There are better cupcakeries and worse cupcakeries out there. If you go, definitely try the Chocolate Mint cupcake ... but beware of the horrible man behind the counter.
PS - Yes, people, that Stunningly Gorgeous Girl was me :D
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Seasonale - You're a MoFo.
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Good Eats - Fogo de Chao
The people at Hilshire Farms put it best ... Go Meat!
If you answer YES to any of the following questions, you need to check out Fogo de Chao.
1. Do you love meat?
2. Do you know what gaucho pants are?
3. Do you love your mother?
Basically this is a place where guys in gaucho pants walk around with various types of yummy meats (filet, chicken wrapped in bacon, lamb, sausage, etc.) on swords. And there's a huge gourmet salad bar with delicious types of meats and cheeses that I've never even seen before. Plus there are caramelized bananas, polenta, garlic mashed potatoes, and warm cheese bread (a.k.a., little balls of delicious goodness).
The concept is easy ... they give you this little coin thing with a green side (go) and a red side (no go). When you want meat, make sure the green side of the coin is up so that the guys with meat swords stop by your table. When you're done (or just need a breather), turn the coin to red.The only downside of Fogo, you ask ... the dessert ... it's just okay, dog.
Bottom Line ... Fogo de Chao - Go Meat!
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
*Welcome*
PS - Thanks for pushing me to do this, S3!