Seasonale - You're a MoFo.

For those of you who don't know what Seasonale is ... it's a Birth Control Pill. It claims to be "a birth control pill specifically designed to let you have 4 periods a year." I'm throwing a yellow flag and calling BS on that one. I started Seasonale a little over two months ago and have basically had my period and wicked fun cramps ever since.

F U, Seasonale ... you suck! You suck so much that I hope you get eaten by a lion. That is all.